My family has a group on Facebook so we can communicate with each other about family affairs without playing a huge game of telephone. Lately it's being overrun by our more religious family members who can't seem to function regularly if they can't bring up god fifteen fucking times.
People ask for prayer for EVERYTHING. By the beard of Odin, fuck off! Today was a classic. There was a severe hailstorm and someone's windows were broken. Um, last time I checked prayer doesn't fix windows. Call a fucking window repairman you idiot. Is prayer necessary for everything you do in your life? "I'm gonna take a shit, please pray that I don't get hemorrhoids." I literally feel like that is a serious statement. It's not about actually wanting someone to pray for you, it's about being so fucking obsessed and addicted to religion that you cannot function if you aren't constantly bringing it up. It's about not having an identity that doesn't revolve around your faith. It's about having absolutely no sense of self, and filling your emptiness with god. It's about needing something to connect you to people because you are so boring and unpleasant that the only way people will tolerate you is if you guys worship the same figment and can sit around and fap together about how awesome it is.
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